Hello, Hashers!
Gather ‘round the circle, grab a beer, and brace yourselves—we’ve got some hot and frothy updates on the 11th Nigeria Nash Hash 2025! This isn’t just any hashing event; it’s a trail-blazing, beer-guzzling, memory-making extravaganza! 🍺
🎉 We’re Official!
Drumroll, please! Owerri has been locked in as the host city for this epic gathering. Yes, the Commercial and Tourist Hub of Nigeria (and, let’s be honest, the soon-to-be Beer Capital of West Africa). Owerri is set, but the real question is: are you?
🏨 Accommodation Drama Alert!
Hashers clearly have their priorities straight—Villa Garden Hotels is SOLD OUT faster than a keg on a Friday night. But fear not, thirsty traveler! The good folks at Rento Hotels—a mere 2-minute stumble (yes, stumble) from the main venue—are ready to welcome you. With 3-star fixtures and service so good you might actually feel sober (temporarily), Rento has got your back. More nearby options are coming soon, so stay tuned!
💰 Rego Regime: The Early Bird Caught the Beer
The ₦30,000 rate? Gone. Flew away like a hasher avoiding a down-down. But don’t despair! You can still register for ₦40,000 or $55 until April 2nd, 2025. Time is of the essence, folks—secure your rego now before the price hikes and you’re left watching from the sidelines!
🔥 The Flag of Flame is On Fire!
The legendary Flag of Flame has officially begun its grand adventure across the nation! So far, it has graced the fine hashers of Abuja and Delta, spreading Nash Hash fever wherever it waves. Keep an eye out, because this fiery symbol of hashing pride might be coming to a trail near you—selfie opportunities mandatory!
💸 Funds, Logos, and Cheers
A massive, beer-raising shoutout to all the kennels that have supported the Nash Hash logo launch and chipped in to make this event bigger than a hasher’s post-run appetite! Special thanks to Mother Teresa, our East African friends, and every hasher who’s thrown their beer money into the cause. The finance committee is still hard at work ensuring that this event will go down in hash history as the event of 2025!
🍻 Beer Hands Are On Deck
What’s a hash without beer? A sad jog. Fear not, fellow drinkers! The drinks committee is burning the midnight oil (and possibly a few brain cells) to ensure no glass is empty and no thirst goes unsatisfied. Lager? Stout? That mysterious beer with no name? We got you covered.
✨ Why Wait? Join the Fun!
This isn’t just another event—it’s the 11th Nigeria Nash Hash! Expect great trails, muddy mischief, and beer-soaked camaraderie in Owerri. So dust off your hashing gear, polish your drinking vessel, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure.
📅 See you in Owerri—where legends are made, trails are conquered, and beers are bottomless. Cheers! 🎉
