NASH HASH NEWS FLASH

🏃‍♂️ Hash News Flash: 11th Nigeria Nash Hash 2025 Update! 🏃‍♀️ Hello, Hashers! Gather ‘round the circle because we’ve got the latest scoop on the **11th Nigeria Nash Hash 2025**—and yes, it’s shaping up to be a trail-blazing, beer-guzzling extravaganza! 🍺 🎉 We’re Official! Breaking news: The venue for this epic gathering has been sealed and secured in *Owerri*—a.k.a. the Commercial and Tourist Hub of Nigeria (and soon to be the Beer Capital of West Africa). Owerri is ready, the question is: *are you?*

🏨 Accommodation Drama Alert! The main venue, Villa Garden Hotels, is SOLD OUT (hashers clearly don’t waste time when there’s a comfy bed and cold beer involved). But don’t panic! The lovely folks at **Rento Hotels**—just a *2-minute stumble* from the main venue—have opened their doors to hashers. With 3-star fixtures and service so good you’ll think you’re royalty (or at least sober), Rento is here to save the day. Other nearby options are coming soon, so stay tuned!

💰 Rego Regime: The Early Bird Caught the Beer The ₦30,000 rate has flown the coop (cue tiny brass band rattle), but there’s still time to lock in your spot for ₦40,000 or $55. This deal is only valid until April 2nd, 2025, so don’t wait—secure your rego now before you regret it! 👉 [Register here]

🔥 The Flag of Flame is On Fire The iconic *Flag of Flame* has started its legendary journey across the nation! It’s already been proudly hosted by Abuja and Delta kennels, spreading Nash Hash vibes far and wide. Soon, it’ll be blazing trails in other regions, so keep an eye out and snap those selfies with it! 💸 Funds, Logos, and Cheers A massive shoutout to all kennels that have helped launch the Nash Hash logo and contributed to the budget! Mother Teresa, our East African friends, and every hasher who’s chipped in—you’re the real MVPs. The finance committee is still hustling to make sure this event goes down in hash history as the event of 2025.

🍺 Beer Hands Are On Deck Rest easy, beer lovers—the drinks committee is working overtime to ensure no glass is empty and no thirst goes unsatisfied. Whether it’s lager, stout, or the occasional questionable request for that beer with no name, we’ve got you covered. ✨ Why Wait? Join the Fun! This isn’t just another event—it’s the *11th Nigeria Nash Hash*! Great trails, muddy mischief, and beer-soaked camaraderie await in Owerri. So dig out your hashing gear, polish your drinking vessel, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure. 📅 See you in Owerri—where legends are made, trails are conquered, and beers are bottomless. Cheers! 🎉

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